Grunk

an irrational, idiotic manbaby. The name derives from the latin word Gruuknalia (meaning uncontrollable rage). A grunk is a person who is incapable of basic human speech and communicates only via grunts, shrugs and inchorent crying. Many teachers at a school will try to take care of a grunk and try to contain him. But from the Non-stop screaming and shaking to the constant barrage of fully used diapers, grunk(s) will usually be distributed and sent to the SCP foundation to be contained securely.

"Have you seen Greg recently? He's been out of control and acting erratically..."
"I don't know, i'm suspicious he might be a Grunk."

by Crustacean King November 20, 2018

grunk

Musical genre 'Grunk'. Stands for Grunge Funk but not limited to just 2 genres. Limitless music.

Example 1:
"John Smith Quintet is the first 'Grunk' band"

Example 2:
"Lets play some Grunk"

by Jacob McDonald April 17, 2008

grunk

A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.

"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."

by Adam Galvan December 12, 2004

grunk

The amazingly new undiscovered musical orgasm to the ear, mind, body and soul known as grunge-funk

Example 1
"Dude what's this awesome music?"
"That my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!"

Example 2
"I think grunge is good and all but its so depressing"
"All you need my friend is a hot injection of groove... GRUNK IT UP!"

by Jack Pack August 1, 2007

Grunk

A straight person who has gay tendencies when they get drunk.

Acting gay when getting drunk. Example: "Did you see Greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a Grunk!"

by Matthew Ivy September 28, 2013

grunk

A shortend term for the name used to describe a Grunka-Lunka, who feature prominantly in the Futurama episode "Fry and the Slurm Factory." Grunk is commonly used as an insult (to claim that a person or thing resembles a Grunka-Lunka, or acts like one in anyway.) But is mainly used to replace the phrase idiot, sadcase, fucktard etc, especially if you can't think of another term to call you're friends.

Example 1
Jake: "Hey, you reckon we should go to Matt's house?"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

Example 2
Jake: "Jakea-lakea, spanka-la-matts, lets go over to matts"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

by grunk December 10, 2006

Grunk

When grandpa gets in to the liquor cabinet at four in the morning. Probably has a half smoked blunt and is blurting out racist slurs he learned in the Vietnam war. When he finally sobers up he will just say what are you looking at to the closest person near him and take a shot of nightquil and pass out on your couch to start the cycle over again the next day

Child: mom grandpa is scaring me

Mother: don't be a little bitch grandpa is just geting his grunk on

by Grunk fund June 11, 2018