grunk

the unstable and highly dangerous state of an out-of-control ginger - and therefore soulless - person under the influence of alcohol. The ginger's crotch actually burns more violently whilst 'grunk', resulting in uncontrollable sexual urges of which unconcious mingers are often victim.

Hodgo: "why the hell does that stupid ginger keep smelling his fingers?"
Darryl: "hes clearly grunk, didnt you see him drag that passed out whale off into the shadows?"

by bigredranga July 27, 2007

grunk

1.A stain that can't be identified in one's shower or toilet.
2. A large messy fudge dragon left in a clogged john.

1. "Jesus! What's that funky green grunk around the tub drain?"

2. "Damn, I just left the nastiest grunk in your porcelain thrown."

by Niffer and Shaun December 1, 2006

grunk

random 17 year old on the internet, isaacwhy, softwilly side character.

grunk is the worst groupchat podcast member

by eepers July 12, 2022

grunk

Grunk is defined as the shortening of the phrase 'grabbable chunk', when talking about lovehandles, or the part of your fat content that can be grabbed more than pinched.

Carmen's got alotta grunk in that trunk.

by Boz.Mind.Reflection.Fuck. July 1, 2006

grunk

Derived from the latin grunkinos and loosely translated into English meaning grubby junk.

After the heavy rain and driving through the country my vehicle was covered with grunk.

by Merriam-Wedster May 3, 2003

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

Grunk

A godlike being,a rat,or a good moment

Grunk

by Mikemakate February 6, 2021