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A grunion is a male who hangs out in a public place-such as a beach or park-and waits for another male so they may engage in sexual activity.
While at the beach, don't let the kids go to the bathroom alone because there may be a grunion in there waiting for man-love.
grunion by J. Morris June 4, 2005
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Usually a fat male, resembling a greasy onion.

Characteristics of a grunion:
- always sweaty
- red in the face
- unpleasant to the touch
- lacks self awareness
Guy 1: Conor you're such a fucking grunion

Guy 2: Nah m8

Guy 1: Lose some weight before you hug me, man
Grunion by grunnery4eva January 25, 2014
A Grunion can be phrased to mean both an individual or the specific are of an indivual usually classified as being the unit of space between the fudge-cunt and cunt or if applied to a male between the fudge-cunt and sack.
Have you washed your grunion today?
Grunion by Grumpet June 12, 2009
Don't forget to the grunions and bacon bits on my baked potato!
grunion by goldmund September 28, 2012
Ok I don't know what all these other definitions are about, but a true grunion is a half-erect penis.
Bob has erectile dysfunction, whenever he doesn't take his medication he gets a grunion.
Grunion by Paul Grunion September 2, 2007
You've got weed grunions all over. Tighten up
Grunion by Stone Rob January 21, 2023