grumpapottamus

an extremely grumpy individual

you are being such a grumapottamus!

grumpapottamus by schmemily May 13, 2005

trumpopotamus 

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus

The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus

trumpopotamus by euphemismo March 1, 2019

grippopotamus 

A morbidly obese woman with feral grip that could kill a man instantly. If she catches you with your pants down, her grip could lock you into your final position as her vacuum sealed semen extraction tool removes your soul from your shaft.

I want a grippopotamus for gripmas.
This grippopotamus that I work with has been giving me the eyes; it might not be the worst way to go.

grippopotamus by One-eyed Willie July 24, 2023