Chunky groda

Doritos soaked in a bowl of grape soda, and left for a couple of hours

Tristan don’t spill the soggy chunky groda on your new shoes!

by Faith_roux October 20, 2019

groid

Slang, slightly demeaning term for black guy. Shortened form of Negroid.

Apparently the groids like the bling these days.

by Notcam March 13, 2003

road grode

A greasy, sticky, funky, red-eyed, furry-toothed and generally unpleasant state reached after several hours of travelling by car, plane, train or other long distance form of transportation.

After 10 hours in the car, Gordon and Ramsay were rocking some wicked road grode.

by mcniggle505 November 18, 2014

groid rage

1) A disparaging term representing the unbridled anger of an out-of-control African-American male of the lowest tier of socioeconomic classing.

2) More broadly, the rage of any member of the human species exhibiting said anger.

Etymology: A portmanteau of (ne)gro and (ste)roid rage

Man, let's get the hell outta here, that dude has some serious groid rage!

by eggplantman November 2, 2008

groid

Most Groids reside in large urban areas, concentrated in the inner city/ghetto type environment. Known to smoke weed in copious amounts, these pavement apes also consume vast quantities of malt liquor beverages like Colt45 & Olde English 800, as well as Remy Martin and Hennessy Cognac. These creatures are prolific breeders, often procreating as early as 9 years of age.

Cruising down Broad Street Friday afternoon, we observed a large herd of wild Groids making a major ruckus outside of the Crown Fried Chicken store. Smashed windows and drumsticks everywhere.

by Klaatu B Nikto January 4, 2017

Grodiac

A girl that you wouldn't exactly find attractive but you desperately want to have sex with even though it is socially devastating.

"god I want to do sally" (person a)
"What? Why? She is disgusting" (person b)
"What can i say, I guess she is just my grodiac" (person a)

by Donald and Nick October 18, 2012

Grodi Jeeves

It’s when you insert your thumb in the ass of a man while simultaneously cupping his balls with the same hand and stroking him off with your other hand- all while kissing.

I just received the most amazing Grodi Jeeves from Jodi Greeves.

by Grodi Jeeves December 3, 2020