Gooching

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.

Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.

by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

Grooch

Gross + cooch = grooch. A female with a very untidy, unclean, cooch/vagina. Most of the time the pubic hair is untamed, too long or dirty. Careless females usually have a grooch.

Damn! Did you see her grooch! And she wonders why it's been months since she's had sex.

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

goochitis

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.

"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"

by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

Goochi Mane

When a guy has a lot of the hair in the area in between his balls and his ass, aka the gooch.

Damn no wonder you ain't gettin' any, you gotta shave that goochi mane

by murg11 March 11, 2011

forest goochie

an old half chinese half cat lady who lives in the forest

Monique: "I'm stuck in the forest"
Yesha: "Don't let the forest goochies get you"

by forestgoochielifestyle June 29, 2016

goochie

an expression of happiness especially when you are high

John gsve me a bag of Doritos when I had the munchies, and I exclaimed, "Goochie!"

by lliw32 December 13, 2007

Grogchino

The nickname of a person who is dirty.

sebastian: jorge never showers.
jordan: i know bro, he a grogchino.

by el frisky October 9, 2021