A
bag with different things in it.
As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of
random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top
Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
I went to the store for groceries, but since it's
just 'a
bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a
wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it.