grierson

The act of causing rapid evacuation of a room or other confined space by floating a particularly nasty air biscuit. Most commonly, a grierson requires the assistance of a tarka for maximal effect. The word is derives from the name of a rotund large-eared red-headed gentleman scholar of an unathletic nature (not to be confused with a waby), who claimed to be able to clear the audience of a 300-seat lecture theatre in 10 seconds.

From the Philadelphia Enquirer, 23rd March 2004: Mass panic ensued after shouts of "grierson, grierson" were heard in the darkened room. Firemen with breathing apparatus recovered the bodies of 18 of the deceased several hours later.

by philmadison October 6, 2005

grierson

The new metric unit of aerial noxiousness. Most commonly applied to the scientific quantification of odious flatulence. Defined by the radius of devastation: 10 centigrierson (cGr) will eliminate 50% of sentient life forms within a 1 metre radius. Named after the now notorious scholar, Grierson, who continued to consume numerous plates of tarka despite clear medical advice. The US unit, the air biscuit, is equivalent to 18.4567cGr.

The CIA today reported that Iran has developed a new weapon that will kill but leave buildings undamaged. The weapon, with a 10 kilogrierson yield, was tested in the Dasht-e Kavir desert region. Satellites recorded a zone of devastation with a radius of 25km and the consequent mass evacuation of the town of Garmsar. Reuters, 28th June 2006.

by philmadison June 29, 2006

griperactive

The acto of constant and consistent griping and/or complaining.

The unhappy employee is always griperactive about the duties to be performed.

by Kevin Burke July 4, 2005

hayes grier

Hayes Grier is the brother of Nash Grier. All the girls will fall for him once they look right into his eyes! Him and Nash are all over vine. He has over 787.K followers on vine! Hayes Grier is PERFECT!

You're such a Hayes Grier!

by Daydreamingdimples01 January 11, 2014

grivel

adj. - lower class individual, violently scummy or dirty

"that baby is drinking coca cola, how grivel!"

by germanholer April 16, 2005

griner

to griner (verb, present tense)
grinering (present participle)
grinered (past participle)

to griner: individuals, particularly US citizens, casually smuggling small amounts of cannabis, often in the form of edibles, across international borders regardless of the legalities at the destination. See case of WBNA player Brittney Griner.

1) My friend's dad grinerd these edibles for me.

2) Met a dude in a bar last night, he gave me a toke of the vape pen he grinerd.

3) I don't understand why people griner so casually, that shit can land you in jail!

4) the police don't take kindly to grinering in Russia

by BenGers January 5, 2023

SANA GROVER

They say that every day, the universe expands and we discover certain things that we don't understand.
Dark matter ain't the only mystery at hand. I'm wond'rin' how I got a girl like you to say that I'm her man.
It's a statistical anomaly, but girl, you've got me. Gravity is pulling me to your heavenly body. No astronomical phenomenon could ever stop me. You've got a smile that every star in the galaxy copied
The constellations couldn't make as beautiful a pattern.
The conversations-every night, I ring you up like Saturn.
The telescopes tell us folks that you're the coolest view.
A supernova's scootin' over to make room for you
'cause you eclipse every wonder of the cosmos. It's almost unfair to them, but you're the one I want most.
It's a miracle that Galileo never found you. Cause if he did he'd say the universe revolves around you.

SANA GROVER fly me to the moon and let me be among the stars. Let me know what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.

by Stinkbrains January 13, 2021