griffinitis

An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.

John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."

by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006

griffinning

In American Football, the act of signalling a field goal after having thrown a winning touchdown as a way of confusing officials. Rumoured to be named for Washington Redskins phenom Robert Griffin III, but also likely to be derived from forms of inappropriate nudity.

This craze is getting so bad that this morning a DC Weatherman was griffinning on the air.

by lastname first September 11, 2012

Griffing

To jerk someone off without their prior consent

Old mate : Last night i woke up to a mate GRIFFING me off, Cheeky bugger!

by Griffoneering December 7, 2011

Griffinsneath

Teenagers known for using large words and being a snob.

A: oh look, here comes a griffinsneath.
B. Damn dude, he fuckin smarter than you are.
A. How do you know?
B. ?...

by Special<[1]> November 22, 2011

Griffing

An intentional misspelling of griefing, often used by noobs.

XXChocolateLover66: Hey bro, wanna go griffing on this server?

DragonEggs3486: Nah bro, besides, it's GRIEFING not GRIFFING

by deathgleaner May 27, 2012

griffinning

To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.

My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.

A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.

by Dr. Sloane August 6, 2009

Griffinism

He might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger...
With a universal silencing tool on his hip

To commit Griffinism can only be accomplished by those who possess the power of Rinne. The ancient legends say that only one individual possesses this power. To commit to this action, one must simply _____ _ ____ ____ ___ ___.

"Bro! Bro! Wtf are you doing! Hey stop dude. Hey hey get back! You kidding me? Hey shut it I will commit griffinism! You f####ing kidding me dude wtf!

by McYum May 16, 2021