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Green Room

A room that performers wait in before they go on stage.

It is usually a small room that has a couch and is close to the stage. It is very rarely painted green!

I was a stage hand for 6 years and they told me the term "green room" came form the days of yore: The Shakespearian actors waited in a room full of green plants before they went on stage--thus the term " green room."

It also may be from the new or "green" performers waiting there before going on stage.
I was in the green room making out with Little Bo Peep!!

Did you see all the smoke coming from the green room OMG!!!

She won't come out of the green room: she's having a bitch-fit!
by thedzone September 24, 2009
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Reverse Greenwood

A Reverse Greenwood combines several other well known deviant sex acts in one, resulting in pain and humiliation for one or both partners. In the Reverse Greenwood the male performs a reverse helicopter and then, while his penis is in the female's vagina, he inserts both testicles into her anus (double dongo style) and then deficates on her lower back.
Last night I thought that Mike was looking for something under the bed, next thing I know he pulled a Reverse Greenwood on me. It was warm and troublesome. I was humiliated, completely.
by Woody Tobias, Jr. February 16, 2009
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Greenwood International School (GIS)

A school that is literal hell where students are either absolute fucking nerds or chamaks (no in between), and scams the shit out of its students (unless they’re related to the owner). Basically trash and corrupted.
Oh it’s Greenwood International School (GIS), fucking scammers.
by BitchIMtheBOY October 12, 2019
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colin greenwood

a sexy person who looks like a beetle
im colin greenwood and ive got a boner and nice blue eyes and i look like a beetle!
by wow i like buckets on my head February 15, 2004
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Tyler Greenwood

Someone who enjoys sucking dirty asshole with his red tongue and injecting his penis with steroids and fapping to midget porn.
All my friends are Tyler Greenwood's.
by MrCrackers99 February 28, 2019
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Greenwood MS

Located in the MS delta region. Public schools are 99% black. White kids flock to the last remaining school where they still comprise 60% White parents pay for segregation academies. Most live on the NE side of historic Grand Blvd. White trash, blacks, elderly, live on NW side, slum on east.
Mosquitos, flies abound. Birds cover cars in shit a lot. Police are scary and love to make dramatic arrests if they suspect foul play. One downtown street for the moneyed. 4 star hotel, bookstore with cafe upstairs & screened porch. Viking Cooking school, culinary store. Most around it vacant.
Eat well at Crystal Grill, Flatland Grill, Giardina's, Delta Bistro, Mai Little China, Steven's BBQ.
The only thing to do here is stay home, go out to eat, or go to church. One cliquish white restaurant/bar called Webster's. If you're not from Greenwood don't expect camaraderie.
Well over half the population believe in God. There is 1 known atheist. It will suck the life out of you if you enjoy culture, embrace diversity, intelligent, or bad fit for established order.
Conservative. Christian.

Healthcare is fatal, unless you can find a doctor who'll take you or sit in E.R. hours for less than a minute with doc for $1200.
Will be proselytized if they suspect you don't drink the kool-aid.
Gossip is rampant. 2-3 downtown festivals.
Church lady: Gawd punished me for not goin' to church Sunday. Got a patch of dang skeeter bites.

Society woman: I'm havin' a cocktail party Thursday at 6:00. Servin' hors d,veures and martinis. Don't tell Mary Ann. Greenwood MS Junior Auxilary won't take her. Her husband is part Cherokee, and her kids don't go to Pillow.

Family on SNAP:
Kid: Mama, I'm hungry for green beans.
Mama: All we got is pork rinds and sunbeam bread. Make a sandwich. I don't get no more checks for 10 more days.
Kid: Ain't you found no job yet?
Mama: I quit lookin' after all them people I asked said no. Miss Mary Ann might need her guest house cleaned on Friday though.

Farmer: Boy do I remember when Greenwood was the cotton capital of the world. And the black folks lived behind my plantation in them shanties, and was happy to work for food and a matress to sleep on! Now the fed. pays 'em to live in Baptist town and not work fer nobody! Mississipi ain't what it used to be. South will rise again one day.

Farmer's wife: Have you seen "The Help" Joe Bob? Goin' to Redbox down at the Dollar General.

Farmer: Naw Mary Ann, and I ain't goin' to. Now make me some collards.

Farmer's wife: Mary Jo is comin' home next week when she's through with exam at Ole Miss.

Farmer: Jes make sure she doesn't spend all her clothes allowance at the boutique downtown. $1000 is all she's gettin' this semester.
by primrose quinn October 30, 2013
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Mr greenwood

A crackhead art teacher that likes to touch his bumhole every 2 seconds.

His lessons are shit and also smells of shit.
An all-round twat
by Astudent6942084 May 16, 2020
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