Green Wiener

To eat the green wiener is to die. Because everyone knows that meat that has turned green will kill you if you eat it.

I just got a call from the nursing home... Grandma finally ate the green wiener.

by Randall Stephens August 21, 2009

green weenie

To get fucked in the ass by a very large and imaginary green penis!

"Dude they are deploying me with no notice"
"Yea man that sucks. THE GREEN WEENIE STRIKES AGAIN"

by WOODY8888811 January 10, 2008

Green Weenie

Used in the Armed Forces to describe something that could have sounded promising but failed to deliver or simply did not meet expectations. Nevertheless, such thing was forcefully left to deal with by those affected.

Person 1: “Did you hear about IPPS-A and the perks of its talent management features?”

Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie”

by The IPPSON July 7, 2020

Big Green Weenie

when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.

Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.

by Cpl *J* May 7, 2010

big green weenie

yodas cock. its green after all, isn't it?

yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.

by Uncircumsized Penis March 26, 2019

green weenie

figuratively taking it up the poop shoot, as in something bad just happened, usually at work.

Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."

by AggieJAG May 13, 2006

green weenie

A military slang term for the "Army Commendation Medal" also known as the "ARCOM", a medal that has been given so frequently that it is considered nearly meaningless.

After his third tour without award, the brass passed him a Green Weenie.

by Cpl. Dio February 26, 2011