greasehog

When a guy skeets on a girl, and then chases her around a room.

Betty sure ran fast while she was doing the greasehog with George.

by Hofonda July 11, 2007

Grasshole

A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.

Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!

by Eight Tea Overrated November 7, 2010

grasshole

when there is hair encompassing your asshole.

guy 1: eww i just stuck my penis in her asshole
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE

by livefreely May 9, 2008

grasshole

An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.

Old man: Hey! Get off my lawn, or I'll beat you with my cane!

Kid: Ugh, what a grasshole.

by Questionizer February 18, 2009

greasepole

A greasepole is a penis that is wet & sticky from being up a vagina !

She winced as I rammed her with my greasepole

by northern jamie January 10, 2016

gerasshole

the type of guy who makes out with his girlfriend on Valentine's Day at the movies and the a day later makes out with another girl at the same movies

that guys such a gerasshole

by ihatetay May 15, 2016

grasshole

One who eats too much vegetable fiber, resulting in a blow it out your ass effect of green matter.
A smug individual whom is either vegetarian or vegan and makes wild claims to others about their poor diets.

"When Juanita had too much Palak Paneer at lunch, and then too much cerveza at dinner, her intestines filled with gas and she blew it out of her grasshole".

by gREEN dRAGON November 12, 2014