gratitude bump

When you do a favor for a friend, they owe you a bump.

Austin ask's Jesse to get him liquor, now he owes him a gratitude bump.

by steve randy March 28, 2015

GRATICULE CAMERA

The act of sending a camera around the world and each person takes a photo of themselves and then sends it to another country!

"Graticule camera was becoming very famous around the world"

by ACoolEpicNinjaTurtle May 28, 2017

Lesbian gratitude cookies

In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.

McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.

by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018

Gratitute

A Fart that your grateful for.

"I really have a stomach ache right now, I could use a gratitute."
"The guy behind me is a real douche. Please god give me a gratitute."

by MachoMing March 24, 2010

Gravitude

The weight of your attitude as it applies to others.

The gravitude of this implication would be infinite to all who heard the speech.

by Pablo Waldrones January 20, 2015

gravimude

To be too tired to do things, but not tired enough to sleep, just existing. From the latin word gravis (heavy) and german word mude (tired).

I got gravimude last night, ended up scrolling through instagram for 3 hours before bed.

by Skerks November 2, 2019

grattitude adjustment

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.

15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.

by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011