Grassley

Verb: /Grr/Ass/Lee

To fuck up an institution, responsibility, or process so thoroughly it defies accurate description.

Synonyms:
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

See:
Kavanaugh
Fucked
Boof

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

by Tokenwhite September 28, 2018

graslector

Getting so drunk at your Mardi Gras celebration that you're incapable of lectoring at Ash Wednesday Mass. By extension, any time excessive partying impairs your ability to fulfill religious obligations.

"Oh man, I was a total graslector today! Thanks for covering for me before Father John noticed."

by SisterDisapprovica February 18, 2010

grashielle

She is very kind. Good in math and science. She is a great friend and polite to everyone.

Jessy- Can you help me with a science homework?
Grashielle- Yes I will.

by Vanishka November 22, 2021

grassless

A symptom that occurs to all gacha players who's never touch grass in their life. They also will never ever get bitches in their life.

Bro, is he playing Genshin Impact again?

He is grassless, let him be

by extremecummer69 December 23, 2022

grashled

Getting a rash on your ass from grass.

Person 1: Damn, I really got grashled!
Person 2: Man, that sucks. I got grashled once!

by dannygranny September 13, 2021

Full Grassley

A "full Grassley" is when you're ass-raped and then he tries to force you to suck him off afterwards.

Named after Chuck Grassley, Chairman of the (US) Senate Judiciary Committee in 2016/2017, after his Constitution-bending 180 with Supreme Court Judge nominees Merrick Garland and Neil Gorsuch.

He's a complete douche-bag. He tried to do a full Grassley on her.

by Publius X February 21, 2017

gashleak

simply put - viganal discharge. this discharge can be caused by an arousal stimulation or when one is on the blob

"im on this week.....oh shit i think ive jus had a gashleak!"

by tek July 25, 2003