Grass eater

A person who likes outdoors

O and P are outside fighting with water balloons
L: Please calm down, I’m gaming with J, M and F

P: I can’t
J: You’re a grass eater tbh
P: What’s that?

by Ace the simp May 26, 2023

touch some grass

A phrase said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.

by erin.sharkey April 14, 2021

grass dragon

Putting weed inside a females nose. Cumming on it, and then smoking the cum vapor like a dragon.

She gave me a nice grass dragon.

by Nohy February 7, 2018

Grahsniapoisnia

Politically Correct Insult; inoffensive but derogatory. Implies subject has a disease.

That man has grahsniapoisnia.

by SpooksandToasters June 6, 2019

ass cash or grass

Ass = Sex Cash = Money Grass = Weed

You'll have to give me ass cash or grass for a ride home

by Bullhand May 24, 2016

gransvestite

One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.

- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.

by markyspeaks February 23, 2006

Lay off the grass

Stop smoking weed. Or talk to me when your not high

"what'd u say?" x5
"'Lay off the grass bro it's driving me insane"

by oriyabara October 24, 2012