The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
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Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022
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1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?
by Radclyffe January 1, 2004
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Get the Mini Garlic Bread mug.The superfluous addition to the more substantive main course. Such supposedly frivolous additions often form the bulk standard of the main meal, and without these additions, the main meal would not ofetn be possible. Unfortunately, the accompainiments often play second fiddle to the main course, and 'gsrlic bread' is often used to mess up any overspill caused by the lacklutre main course.
by carbz March 14, 2005
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