Graduation

This is the day you leave high school with a diploma, and many gaping wounds and/or emotional pain/catharsis.

Wow, Tom! Congratulations on graduating from high school, isn't that a big relief?

Tom: Well, this wound from AP Chemistry will never go away, and I feel like crying like a little girl, knowing I don't have to put up with those fucking losers and that history teacher for the rest of my life *cries*

Graduation

Then comes college, when you become a freshman all over again, CONGRATS!

Graduation by high school graduate May 26, 2009

Graduation

The exact definition of Graduation is catch 22. Just a giant clusterfuck of emotions in which you don't know whether to be happy or sad. Nervous, or excited. Ugh. Graduation sucks.

Example: "I cried so much at my graduation, I was scared to be leaving behind everything I'd ever known for 12 years of my life. But at the same time, excited to be starting something new and adventurous."

Graduation by Tazzykinz June 27, 2013

graduation

1. A ceremony which celebrates your ability to sit in a small box for 12 years and not fall asleep too often.

2. A related ceremony which divides 4+ years of more advanced education and the crippling debt which follows.

"The only important thing about graduation is that you never have to see the people that pissed you off for the last 4 years ever again."

graduation by MSX01 August 24, 2011

Graduation

Is basically the word for free money pouring out of ever orphus of your body, that is if you play your cards right.

"Yeah, so tomorrow is graduation.."
"Oh really? Wow, here's $50."

Graduation by Hottia. May 19, 2009

Graduation

Something that makes parents cry and make you dress fancy

-Why are you crying?
-I went to my sons graduation

Graduation by Punkydeer May 4, 2020

Graduation

a fuktup ceremony or shit like this, that every hyschool student dreams of, but when their done with it, they hate themselves... ugly shit!
old ppl say that once u graduedet u become a grownup...

my sister is about 2 hate herself! haha. 2morro is her graduation...

Graduation by dee-dee June 21, 2005

graduation

The ceremony all high school students wait for. They walk across the stage wearing a funny cap and get a piece of paper. Then they all throw their caps in the air, and go to prom. It signals the start of a new life where they need to work, pay taxes, and get into the real world. It also signals the end of having to deal with annoying kids, but sadly also the end of hanging out with friends and doing fucked up stuff such as pranks, so they all rush to get their social medias and numbers to talk.

I can't wait till graduation day!

graduation by its not cup! January 1, 2021