goyfriend

n. non-jewish boyfriend of a jewish girl

Janine came back from college with a goyfriend.

by john guari June 28, 2004

Goyslop

You will eat the bugs goy, they are the chosen ones and you are their cattle. You will own nothing and you will love it.

where ever you go, whatever you buy you will be directly or indirectly funding your own destruction, enjoy your goyslop.

by Joel epstein September 23, 2022

Visual Goyslop

A video containing no substance. Giving you a dopamine hit often combined with near seizure levels of cuts and gags.

That TikTok Call of Duty compilation was visual goyslop.

by Lelièvre’s History December 12, 2022

Goyff

A phrase commonly used to tell somebody to get on their fucking face. The person performing the goyff will achieve excellence if they scream then immediately extend their legs in a 90 degree angle while having their face completely on the ground.

Ben: Oh shit here he comes
Josh: Oh shit you’re right
Brandon: GOYFF
Ben and Josh: AHHHHHHH
Brandon: RESPECT ME

by Sigmoid Rothenberg December 15, 2019

Goffstown

A town, usually associated with Pinardville, Dunbarton, and New Boston. Consisting of Hicks with large boots and kids with side parts and skinny jeans. Nothing to do but go 'downtown' and steal slushys and candy from cumberland farms and eat pizza from Viksters with the pot heads at the skate park. Maybe if your lucky someone will drive you to Mcdonalds

I'm going to Goffstown to hang at the skate park tonight.

Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.

by goffstownkidspwn February 19, 2009

Goyslop

What your typical millennial consumes. Addictive dishes such as Disney's Star Wars and Amazon's The Boys. The entertainment equivalent of Taco Bell. May sound good, but continued consumption leaves you feeling disgusting.

Guy 1: That's a pretty glaring plot hole. Did the writers even watch their previous movie?
Guy 2: Bro, why is your brain on? Just like...turn it off and eat your goyslop. Oh shit, here comes Palpatine, WOOOOO!

by Moo? July 1, 2022

gofys

Short acronym for "go fuck yourself"

My expediter was being an asshole so I told him to gofys

by GabeDaRealist May 12, 2010