Goretard

A person who believes Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"

Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!

by Spunkelunker July 30, 2010

gourmet

adj. Extremely high in price, extremely small in amount, extremely decorative in style and extremely enjoyable. The last part is not always true.

In a gourmet restaurant, it is not unusual to spend an entire moth worth of budget for food on a single meal and still leave the restaurant hungry.

This slice of bacon is not just good; it is gourmet.

by SSH83 March 3, 2008

gourmet

Used as a buyer beware: This item costs several times its market value.

Apple offers gourmet computers.

by streetchemist March 16, 2009

Gourmet kitchen

An abstract term used by Realtors to add appeal to listings. Theoretically, it refers to a higher-end kitchen, but it has become used so loosely, that there are no clear defining factors that separate a 'gourmet kitchen' from a 'kitchen.'

Remodeled gourmet kitchen with custom white cabinets and black granite countertops. New appliances, plenty of cupboards and drawer space. Hardwood floors downstairs. 3 bedrooms upstairs with full bath remodeled with granite counters. Plenty of built ins for storage and linens and such.

by tckrtckr June 1, 2007

goretex

The Illest white rapper alive today. Underrated incomparison with necro.

Goretex's rap is not influenced by death metal, but influenced by black metal

Goretex (verse from scumbags): I'm from brooklyn home of the beatbox and rapist.

by asebak June 11, 2008

Gourmet Chen Chen

Says he represents Chechnya but lives in Sweden

Fake Chechen

That fighter is not chechen he is a gourmet chen chen

by secretjuice August 7, 2023

mini gourmet

A Diner in San Jose, California. They're open 24 hours and usually busiest during the late hours of the night. A much better alternative to Denny's.

3 am? Let's go to the Mini Gourmet for some milkshakes.

by HHROTHGAR April 22, 2008