gordita

Border slang. A bi-sexual female.

I think she's a gordita!

gordita by D.B. Cooper_727 June 16, 2010

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Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

Gordita Crunch by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

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gordita crunch

Sucking a girls dick and buying her Taco Bell.

Guy 1: what did you do for your girls transiversary?
Guy 2: I gave her a Gordita crunch.

Guy 1: You did what?
Guy 2: I sucked her dick and bought her as much Taco Bell as she wanted.

gordita crunch by mal-content March 6, 2026

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cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

cheesy gordita crunch by David October 11, 2007