Goran Vodopivec

Goran is a man of his word. What he says is true. Maybe you stumbled on some scientific article online and you tried to tell him that you are correct...NO! He will yell aggressively at you and try to attack you with his big legs because no scientist is more clever than the goddess himself Goran Vodpivec. His name literally means "mountain-n drinking water". He will try to play the projection on the board but most of time it wont work and he will rage and break the computer mouse. He tried many times to teach but at the end he just talks about some"parmagiano cheese" and how you can die in space. Nonetheless we all hate him together and live in peace and harmony.

Goran Vodopivec: Stfu noobs you dont know shit!
Classmate: Respectful teacher Vodpivec, i believe earth is flat.
Goran: *ultimate rage* Wtf you useless scam i will crush you! *breaks mouse because he thinks it doesnt work but actually its just not plugged in*

by Mona69Sex February 2, 2019

Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.

Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.

by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

granks

A hybrid of "great" and "thanks," commonly used by exceedingly busy people who lack the time to vocalize both words independently of one another.

"I'll get that contact report out to you this afternoon D'Artagnan"

D'Artagnan: "Granks!"

by Penelope Cash February 11, 2009

Goran Dragić Shot clock cheese

When Goran Dragić makes a contested 3 when the shot clock is about to expire.

God Dammit another Goran Dragić Shot clock cheese moment.

by BruhBruhBruh69240 September 27, 2020

Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.

That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021

Gomank

A fucking knobhead who lives in Brighton, a gay city and likes to stream Jackbox. Also, he is notorious for his cult called "Stan Gomank".

"Oh yeah that knobhead Gomank? Yeah, he's a fucking nonce."

by SwiftxMiles August 5, 2020

grank

a person who identifies as a fan or "stan" of the multitalented artist and philosopher Maude Latour.

I'm such a grank, I streamed Block Your Number for 6 hours straight last night.

by granknationstatus December 21, 2020