goonk bang

Middle school boys group chat that consist of making fun of each other and sending pics of girls and making fun of them

Yo Shane did u see that pic of shanene she lookin like a thot gotta send it to goonk bang

by Goonk bang 3.0 January 14, 2018

Goonked

Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.

Damn even though that double pump sucks I goonked that kid

by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018

goonking

to be the greatest of all gooners. The skibidi king. Like charles, Believe it!

omg charlie you are literally the goonking. Dattebayo!

by xn2a December 17, 2024

Goonk

The sound a computer makes to alert a critical stop or can not continue with your required task.
Goonk!

The computer makes a Goonk sound as hit the button too many times

by Corey NZ April 6, 2010

Goonk

The sound your shit makes when it exits your ass and drops into the toilet

Ben Dover: "Uuuuurgh!"
*Squeezing out a shit*
SFX: Goonk!
*The shit drops into the toilet*

by Logan Hell June 4, 2022

Goonk Shaloonk

a phrase to describe any instance where you get brutally, royally, and absolutely fucked up the butt by someone or something or a situation.

Luke: "My foreskin restoration device ripped my chaffed cock off!!!"
Oz: "Get goonk shaloonked chief."

by noobgoonker69 June 4, 2019