goonercide

The act of getting caught gooning then committing suicide out of shame.

The man committed goonercide after getting caught on camera gooning

by Vermen January 16, 2025

Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.

Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism

by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025

gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

Gooneriah

Arsenal fans that look to blame others for their failings after a match or season, they typically like to shift blame onto the opposition & refereeing decisions rather than their own players for the way they played or the manager who may have not dealt with the match correctly by building a known bottling small squad or masking injuries with squad depth. Gooneriah is most prevalent in delusional top gooners such as Robbie Lyle (AFTV), TyWOOOOOOO (AFTV) & RoryTalkNonsense

Arsenal fans suffering from Gooneriah disease:

MAUPAY YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE, YOU'RE A CHEAT, I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
MAUPAY YOU'RE A CHEAT, YOU'RE A DISGRACE I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
COME TO OUR DRESSING ROOM AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OUR PLAYERS YOU'RE A CHEAT

by PGMOL February 1, 2025

Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.

"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."

by blushywushy February 3, 2025

goonerade

A communal gathering where individuals collectively view porn and engage in mutual self-pleasure in a synchronized manner.

Last Sunday me and my girlfriend went to the local goonerade.

by EGO!! March 5, 2025

Goonerism

A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.

"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."

by N0rs3GOd March 14, 2025