goofmaxing

Goofmaxing is an act of hysterically gooning, when gooning for a long period of time one reaches a state of hallucinating and or laughing hysterically

I overheard Ben laughing in the bathroom but he wouldn’t stop or tell us what was funny, he must’ve been goofmaxing

by JuffJelqing February 29, 2024

Goonmaxing

The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.

Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night

by Vauss April 25, 2024

goonmaxing

A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.

Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."

by UDNerd May 2, 2024

Goodmaxing

A streak where you maintain being a good person

Any of these behaviours end your streak:

.Acting gay
.Glazing
.Rudeness
.Racism
.Fapping

(Goodmaxing must always be spelled with a capital G to highlight it’s significance!)

Friend.1: “Yo come drink at the bar with us.”

Friend.2: “No I’m Goodmaxing”

by PIXILMAN June 2, 2024

Goodmaxing

A streak where you maintain being a good person

Any of these behaviours ends your streak:

.Being zesty
.Glazing
.Watching brain rot

.Beefing with people

.violence

.Racism
.Rudeness

.Fapping
.Yapping

Friend.1: “Yo come have some drinks at the bar with us”

Friend.2: “No my Goodmaxing streak doesn’t allow me to drink.”

by PIXILMAN June 2, 2024

Gooblering

From solar opposites,
Gooblering means sweating little purple guys when in extreme distress

I'm gooblering right now

by Keyboard cryptid January 25, 2026

Goonmaxing

The ultimate state of being down bad. Goonmaxing is when a person has completely abandoned their professional life, responsibilities, and standards to pursue a 24/7 state of extreme horniness.
A true goonmaxer has a "0% unemployment, 100% horniness" ratio. They have no job, no 401k, and no shame—their only full-time occupation is chasing anything that breathes. If it moves and has a pulse, a goonmaxer is trying to lock in. It is the final stage of brainrot where survival instincts are replaced entirely by primal urges.
The undisputed world-champion and biggest known goonmaxer in history is Kyle Kabellian, a man so committed to the lifestyle that he hasn't seen a paycheck or a "normal" day in years.

“I haven't seen Kyle Kabellian at the function in months. Word on the street is he’s been goonmaxing in his room so hard he forgot what a 9-to-5 looks like. He’s completely cooked.”

by Sum1dum March 26, 2026