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Gooberman

1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."

2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.

3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.

origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.

Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"

Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."
by Sparkles & Rainbows, JIT inc. September 1, 2010
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gooberhead

a person who is told what to do, and how hard to that said thing. but doesn't
Jimmy didn't work out hard enought

Coach Kelm "GOOBERHEAD"
by Suck me Mother Fucker March 26, 2010
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gooberdinkles

Used as a fill in word for, ‘oh my god’. One could keep their holy innocence and not use the Lord’s name in vain by instead saying, ‘oh my gooberdinkles’.
They- Oh my fucking God why’d the fuck you do that!?
You- Oh my gooberdinkles don’t use that kind of language!
by CaseCash October 7, 2018
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Goobermanidas

A dieses commonly found in animals, leading them to appear as cute, silly, or acting like a "goober" hence the name
My dog hunter must have gotten goobermanidas, because he is SO DANG CUTE!!!!
by Rocket Chicken June 23, 2023
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