Gooftext

A Gooftext is a passage of scripture presented as a JOKE for a theological doctrine, belief, or principle

"Every Good and Perfect Joke comes from God." -James 1:17; Gooftext

by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 19, 2023

GOMFL

Get On My Fucking Level. A term used to boast or smack talk. If you beat someone you could say GOMFL

gangsta, "bruh i killed yo bitch GOMFL nigga, GOMFL"

by LadyKilla6969 March 22, 2011

gomathi

Gomathi defines a person who is sweet in heart and crazy in attitude. If you find someone named Gomathi, go to them, take a heart and ask for lovely friendship. You find such people in a very rare medium. People named gomathi are like a cakewalk to success along our journey.

You gotta be a Gomathi to be so lovely

by Iwillbememyself November 24, 2021

GOMFK

Get Outta My Face Kid

Player 1: Dude, wtf was that?
Player 2: GOMFK

by Vitsen January 17, 2009

GOMFW

An acronym for "get out of my fucking way". Usually used when people move at literally 0mph in the hall in front of you, and mostly when you are in a big hurry.

(random boy and girl walk slowly down the hallway holding hands...)

you: can you PLEASE gomfw, assholes.

The couple: fuck you.

(you then have to proceed to awkwardly shimmy past either the left or right side of them, usually hitting lockers or someone else.)

by Savethellamas95000 March 23, 2010

Gometry

Math lernt by the hicks.

"I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

GOMF

Gay Old Man Fist. The act of shaking your hand in the air the way a gay old man would. Used to show disgust with someone or something.

GOMF you!!!
GOMF!!!
I GOMFed that kid for saying something so stupid.

by Ian B March 23, 2008