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Golden Handcuffs 

This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the vagina at the same time while their urinating.

He is wearing the golden handcuffs.
dude1: you won't believe what happened last night! Two chicks came up to me and wanted to give me a double golden shower!

dude2: gross! .. so did you do it??

dude1: hell yeah! but I turned the tables on them. When they started the shower I ... lets just say I plugged the pipes and gave my self a shiny pair of golden handcuffs!

Golden Handcuffs 

When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.
I would quit but I have a case of the golden handcuffs

Golden hands 

When a man is talented woth his hands.
This electrician can fix anything. Send golden hands over to fix it! He will get the job done.
Golden hands by Kevin coates October 28, 2023

Golden hands man

A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.

Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
Look at that electrician work he has golden hands. Send him to fix the issues.

Golden hands man
Golden hands man by Kevin coates October 28, 2023

Golden Handshake 

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.
I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.
Golden Handshake by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024