Golden Goose 

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

Golden Goose by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

Golden Goose Egg 

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.

My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.

Golden Goose Egg by roper.6 September 30, 2011

Golden Goose Egg 

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

Golden Goose Egg by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

Ghetto Golden Goose 

A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps

"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"

Ghetto Golden Goose by BaronO'Malley May 31, 2018

The Golden Goose of Gondor 

The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm

The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone

The Golden Goose of Gondor by Maj Upham December 27, 2011

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs 

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs by michael foolsley August 25, 2023