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god bless america 

A terribly sardonic phrase, roughly meaning "wow, sometimes our fellow countrymen do some stupid shit!"

A very cynical way of saying, "Who cares anymore. stfu, bro."
god bless america by Hsaretus August 7, 2011

god bless america 

The most retarded phrase ever spoken...
redneck/hick/republican/KKK fan: "God bless America Lets go Kill some Gays,Blacks and Jews!
someone who actually thinks straight: ok why is it that you seem to think that god would actually want you to kill Gays Blacks and Jews infact why would you think that god would want you to kill anyone.
god bless america by Zach Goldman December 25, 2007

God Bless America 

Something Canadians say before or after they or someone else do something that is dangerous, shameful, or unhealthy. By pretending to be American while doing something stupid, you are implying that that is quite normal for Americans to do (which it usually is).
Gord: Are you seriously eating that donut, broski?

Todd: Don't judge me. It's a treat.

Gord(American Accent): God Bless America.
God Bless America by trueparf July 30, 2021

God Bless America 

A phrase used by great patriotic people to please the population.
Bush: We have defeated the Nazis once and for all, God Bless America

God Bless America 

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
God Bless America by Dave July 6, 2004

God Bless America 

An unconstitutional phrase coined by segregationists. You're free to say it as a citizen, but not as a politician.

Amendment 1:
Congress shall make NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Non-specific Republican President: May God Bless America by smiting insert group of people the USA is at was with here for us! Yeehaw!