by the storm drains September 20, 2009
Get the gobblermug. by Seacow July 13, 2006
Get the The Gobblermug. Someone, usually of Dutch decent who thinks the fastest way to Ketosis is gobbling down a Big Mac and fries, topped off with a Fillet 'o Fish
by Shatrick Ketoboy August 9, 2016
Get the Gobblermug. 1) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. I'm so proud of you."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."
by Nicholas D May 8, 2007
Get the gobblermug. by |21C3 |2\_/135 April 2, 2003
Get the gobblermug. A Gobbler is when a person lets their nuts hang out of the zipper on their pants, then runs around in front of people screaming, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" This refers to the resemblance of a person's nut sack and a turkeys "snood" (The flap of skin that hangs over the turkey's beak).
(Pulls out nuts out and lets them hang out of pants) Hey, yall! Check out my Gobbler! Gobble, gobble, gobble!
by DaFoo July 19, 2004
Get the gobblermug. Gobbler refers to a person partaking in the art of gobbling, of which many variations are present. The most notable presentation of the previously mentioned craft was performed by the mysterious man appearing in a web video on "merryholidays.org", whom therefore is simply referred to as "the gobbler".
Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.
By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.
To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"
The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:
"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"
Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.
By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.
To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"
The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:
"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"
by Mr.Pumpkin July 3, 2012
Get the gobblermug.