Gnat

Those evil looking things you see on the ceiling. On occasions you will see a gnat, get real close to so you can kill it, and then suddenly realise it's a moth! This is all part of the Gnats plan...It will now stick his menacing probe in any part of your body and you won't even realise.

Whilst you are chilling out listen to some David Bowie:

Peter: Have you heard Beauty And The Beast yet? It's in the Heroes album.
Stephen: AGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Peter: What is it?
Stephen: It's a gnat!!!! Get under the covers quick!
Peter: (heroically) No don't worry, I shall exterminate it!
Stephen: Oh you hero!
Peter: No, wait it's a moth.

by diamondmanizzle3 September 4, 2013

Gnat

The 7th song off of Eminem’s MTBMB Side B

Dude 1: have you heard Eminem’s new album
Dude 2: yeah Gnat is my favorite song off of the Album

by Eminemstan17 January 12, 2021

gnat

the opposite of tang.

look at that gnat.

by alex June 9, 2003

gnat

Gnat is the country/southern pronuciation of "good night".

"Gnat yall" Bob said.

by kc January 20, 2005

Gnat

A girl with nice ass and tits.

Imma fuck that gnat.

by scribbners October 8, 2019

Gnat

The seed from a group of 6 or more middle aged men.

Chad swallowed a GNAT on the way over, and it actually wasn't horrible

by Roundmoundofpound April 27, 2017

Gnat

The 8th song off of Eminem’s Music to be murdered by side b album

They come at me with machine guns it’s like trying to fight off a gnat .

by Eminemstan17 March 8, 2021