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glockford

a hood ass place, also known as rockford, illinois. depending on where you are shit could go down.
there be so much narco shit goin down, we don’t live in rockford no mo’ we live in glockford
by queen hilfiger October 12, 2018
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Floppy Glock

Floppy Glock is a term used to describe how fast a school shooters gun is moving. The shooter is moving so fast and popping so many caps in asses that the gun looks rubbery and is moving frantically as fellow student are being capped
Nick shot the school up on Monday and he was popping shots so fast he had a floppy Glock
by BenSpankin May 17, 2017
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Gluck Gluck 10,000™

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.
"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."
by Churms Grazinsky October 15, 2020
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Glicko

A colloquialism referring to a Glock pistol with an extended magazine.
I always ride around with the glicko in the trunk
by Jogun April 7, 2019
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Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”
Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man
by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023
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Glock Dookie

The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit
Person 1: Yo I’m bout to make a glock dookie
Person 2: Your weird buddy
by Saan! May 5, 2022
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glockglock 3000

did you do the nasty with jacob

yeah, i gave mans the glockglock 3000
that’s what’s up
by rich_nasle September 26, 2020
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