Glucose Guardian

Gender neutral equivalent of Sugar Daddy.

"They're my Glucose Guardian. Su"

by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017

glados

A Super Computer/Robot from the PC/Xbox Game Portal. Known to have a passive aggressive personality disorder, and an obsession with cake.

Glados promised me cake, but the cake was a lie!

by timmy2022 January 4, 2008

Gluower

Someone who throws glue sticks

Oi Isabel why did you through a glue stick at Charlotte stop being a gluower

by Char_.e January 19, 2017

Glucose Daddy

Someone who is smart (hence glucose) and is just a typical daddy (rich, older, fit)

"I need me a glucose daddy tonight!"

by flerker May 17, 2018

Glucose Father

A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"

That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.

by DrRwWwWrRr May 3, 2021

gludairitarian

An individual who does not consume dairy and gluten. Especially for health and moral reasons.

Justin: Hey Sam, want some pizza?
Sam: No thanks, I'm a gludairitarian.
Justin: Okay, well more for me.

by kina_bear November 18, 2016

gludaicious

A woman possessing a bountiful and beautiful gluteus maximus and an accompanying hour glass figure. Intended only as a sincere, genuine, and flattering compliment; toward women only. Meant to take the place of and be far more elegant than booty.

Noelle you are very gludaicious.

by Xander {MP} May 7, 2011