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gloopered

“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”

“i’m gloopered rn i don’t really care dog”
by tweeezzer February 3, 2022
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glooker

one who searches something (information, pictures etc.) on google.
Search on yahoo, glooker.
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Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.
Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.
by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021
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Glooser

A better name for people who like Glee.
Girl/Gay Boy: Glee is on tonight!!!
Other Person: Glooser.
by lolmyfaceisonfire January 20, 2011
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gooper

Someone who walks in from the snow/mud into someone's house or place of business without wiping their feet, tracking slush/mud all over the floor.
" Don't slip- some goddamn gooper tracked slush all over the place."
by Snotballs February 14, 2014
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super dooper pooper galooper

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.
Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"
by wankular device August 8, 2006
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gooper

A wannabee pundit; uniformed hayseed; One who purports to be politically knowledgeable; country jerk.
What a gooper!
by Lenny G. October 23, 2008
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