fret-gloating

Fretting over a perfect decision that will remove one from an already perfect present. Tends to elicit unfettered gloating once the decision is determined to have been the right choice. Fret-gloating typically appears in social media status posts. Although disguised as fretting, fret-gloating is a double down on bragging.

Allison is fret-gloating in her social media posts again. "Our yearlong vacation to Paris is rapidly approaching just while my garden is looking incredible! Wondering if we're making the right decision?"

by Jambafish September 8, 2013

gloat

Euphamistically kicking a man when he is down. Especially when you just beat him in some competition. Rubbing it in. Boasting in order to make the loser feel bad.

Jimmy beat Joe into second place and then proceeded to gloat about it.

by DeadMan January 20, 2004

Glothes

Glothes: is when someone's style represents a rare sense of fashion that is global and unique, fashionable wherever the look is taken.

Tanja is rocking some serious Glothes today, she's a pure fashionista.

by hypem September 4, 2011

goathole

Something or someone foul and disgusting. Usually used as a noun however the usage continues to evolve.

"That cheese tastes like goathole!"
"The other day I was walking and I tripped on this goathole."
"Stop being such a goathole!"

by ragingcrinoline June 14, 2006

goathumper

A word used to describe those of Arab decent.

Saddam is a fucking goat humper. Asshole.

by Bitchin Kitchen June 14, 2003

gleath

the underside of a bible salesman's car

dan the auto repairman- hey broseph. i had to work on another gleath today. the owner of the car was such a douche. i hate my job.
joseph-that sucks. why dont you become a prostitute?
dan the auto repairman- maybe.. i do have the moustache and the beer gut of a porn star..

by ryan w.e.i.s.k.o.p.f. February 26, 2009

Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

by SM Creeker March 19, 2009