glimp

A glamorous blimp!

Damn! It's a Bird...It's a Plane...It's Glimp!

by Nightride August 24, 2016

glimp

A glamorous blimp!

Damn! It's a Bird...It's a Plane...It's Glimp!

by Nightride August 24, 2016

glimp

A glamorous blimp!

Damn! It's a Bird...It's a Plane...It's Glimp!

by Nightride August 24, 2016

Glimp Glimp

The sound an eyelid makes when it closes and opens in a slower than usual motion.

She stared blankly <<glimp glimp>> into the mirror.

by Fluteplayer January 22, 2026

stroppy glimp

Stroppy means "grumpy" and glimp means "stupid", so this would be a grumpy and stupid person.

"fcuk ya then ya stroppy glimp,i will get em of ebay then" - actual quote from original context

by Reverend Beastly April 6, 2005

gimpy cunt

An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.

What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt

by PerkieD September 10, 2016

gimp dick

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.

Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!

by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013