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Definitions by awesome_andy

An older person who confidently makes foolish decisions or gives bad advice because they are completely out of touch with the modern world.
My grandpa is a total antech; he tried to print out a YouTube video to show it to me.
Antech by awesome_andy May 21, 2026
A small, highly specific item you buy online solely because a video or post algorithmically targeted you, which then sits completely unused on your desk.
"My desk is covered in glimps, like this tiny desktop vacuum cleaner I've used exactly once."
Glimp by awesome_andy May 21, 2026

Chronosurf

To mindlessly scroll through old photos, chat histories, or memories on your phone, completely losing track of time while riding a wave of nostalgia.
"I was supposed to study, but I ended up chronosurfing my 2022 vacation photos for two hours."

"He got caught chronosurfing his old group chats instead of sleeping."
Chronosurf by awesome_andy May 21, 2026