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D1 Glazer

Someone who is a professional at "glazing" and is really good at it.
Bro Colby is a D1 Glazer, he keeps glazing me everyday and at this point he's D1 in glazing.
by NOT A GLAZER May 4, 2023
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Cherry Glazer

The act of ejaculating onto the hymen of a virgin girl, thus glazing the cherry
My girlfriend chickened out of letting me take her virginity, so I ended up giving her a Cherry Glazer.
by AESOPping wet October 23, 2015
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Glander

Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."

More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best –but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part –so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:

George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”

I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with some awesome ideas! Some of them are even viable product ideas which could be used to make major money.
by D-T January 8, 2009
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Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.
Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!
by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009
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glazerss

A cute gamer, he streams. He has the cutest smile and the prettiest eyes, he is the best person.
Friend: "Ay look at that boy!"
Me: "Yeah that's glazerss"
by tomiširtavstēvs February 17, 2021
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glanderize

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.
Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*
by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009
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certified glazer

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.
by Certified glazer September 7, 2016
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