a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,
I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!
If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"
The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt
If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"
The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt
by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011
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Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.
by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009
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A person who lurks with a ghost, chopper, banshee, mongoose, etc. on a Halo 3 online match. These people either like to piss people off, or are trying to get a splatter spree achievement. Closely related to a 'skeeza', glankers will often horde spartan lasers and rocket launchers as to not be blow up while they are trying to lurk. In the post game lobby they will be harassed and tormented by those who were the victims of there blunt but stealthy assault.
"Glankler at your 9 'o clock!!!"
"Holy crap!!! Where did he learn to camp like that, Boy Scouts?!!"
"Hey blow up that glankler behind that rock over there."
"Sure thing, he's been lurkin' since the match started."
"Glanklers, Skeezas, good lord this map is infested with boy scouts!!!"
"Holy crap!!! Where did he learn to camp like that, Boy Scouts?!!"
"Hey blow up that glankler behind that rock over there."
"Sure thing, he's been lurkin' since the match started."
"Glanklers, Skeezas, good lord this map is infested with boy scouts!!!"
by An angry Halo3ist May 12, 2009
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by Biguss Dickuss January 26, 2009
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by Totallynotrealta September 7, 2022
Get the grankle mug.The definition of a great thing, grankly if you will. You can never feel grankly enough unless you consume an entire grankle.
“Oh boy, I consumed a third of a grankle today- it was nowhere near enough to make me feel grankly.”
by NotBeaver September 7, 2022
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