Glacial Facial

After a man and women engage in sex, the man then takes his penis and rubs semen over the womens face.

After having sex, I gave her a nice glacial facial, got up, and took a shower.

by muffinman69 February 7, 2007

Glacial Facial

After a man and women engage in sex, the man then takes his penis and rubs semen over the womens face.

After having sex, I gave her a nice glacial facial, got up, and took a shower.

by muffinman69 February 7, 2007

glacial striations

Marks that appear from rug burns or clothing burns after dry humping or grinding.

After 2 hours of dry humping him I had all these glacial striations.

by Kryptonite26 November 13, 2009

Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.

She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.

by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014

glacial pace

Extremely slow. Used when somebody takes too much time than expected to perform a task and because of that other people start to desperate and in some cases, getting angry by the one performing the task.

He has a glacial pace doing his job.

by antonillolpz January 25, 2017

glacial minute

a noun referring to a long period of time.

Sally: "hey dude! i'll be there in a glacial minute."
(3 hours later)
Sally: "hey dude, i'm here."
Lester: " jeez sally, what took you so long."

by Kyle Lesterson January 28, 2010

Glacial spelunking

Glacial spelunking is the act of inserting an ice cube in your partner's anus and then using your tongue to "cave dive" into said anus.

I heard John went glacial spelunking with Karen last night.

by LeonardoDiCaprigoat January 7, 2022