I couldn't give a rat's ass about birthdays.
by PA McFalls May 1, 2016
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Don't give a Cat's purr be yourself. I don't give a Cat's purr if you are weird or if you think I am weird.
by Lisa Ann Ulibarri January 16, 2022
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by WhyTiaJustStopit April 25, 2022
Get the Something's gotta give mug.Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016
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Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"
Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"
by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016
Get the i couldn't give a rat's ass mug.mother: Adrian, you Snorlax I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.
Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2012
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