girther movement

After President Donald J. Trump's first annual physical as President of the United States the Physician announced that Donald Trump's weight was 239 pounds. The girther movement was born out of disbelief that his stated weight was so low and people believed that there was a cover-up hiding his real weight. If he was hiding his real weight, it was likely the other results were also questionable; specifically his mental state.

The White House Physician announced that Trump weighed 239 pounds, and the girther movement was born.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

girthdiva

Chicks who only do it with guys who have a girthy dick.

Girl to girlfriend. I'm such a girthdiva as all I want to do is ride Jim's wide and girthy dick.

by PGB3476 March 2, 2018

Girthday

An annual honest celebration of what truly matters for your pecker when you Geshmoigedy.

-Sup, Sophia, what's hangin?
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.

by Diggitar Glady Diggy November 28, 2021

garthed

The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).

Timmy was so garthed he told the health center he was a stegosaurus.

by Grant Morby June 30, 2009

girthday

The day by which you loose ur virginity.

derived from the words girth and birthday...girth being the thinkness of the penis

jordan: happy girthday!
andrew: cheers mate, i cant believe its been 9 years now!!
happy birthday penis

by <<*ROoOo*>> October 9, 2008

"girther" movement

The official annual check up on Trump states that he is 6'3" and 175. Online critics of the president suggest the height and weight measurements were faked and that he is shorter is heavier.

The "girther" movement was out in full force on the internet after Trump's physical and compared his image with a large display of top athletes of the same height and weight.

by mlhiss January 17, 2018

GirthDay

Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy and Shane “The GirthLord God” Gasior
Happy Girth Day!

Happy GirthDay Losers

by Shane “The Girth God” October 19, 2021