A term used to describe a tall beautiful woman with a large round booty. Half giraffe, half donkey, hence the term gironkey.
by Davidson Wood February 3, 2008
Get the gironkey mug.On a scale of 1 to 10 a girl that is a 10 will have a vagina stench of a 10. This is called a direct relationship. An example of an indirect relationship would either be her attitude or intelligence, If she is a 10 then her intelligence would be a 1. If one happens to come across a girl with 10 looks plus a 10 personality chances are likely one should run do to the fact of vaginal inflation.
"Bro I went down on a chick and it smelt like roses."
"So you ate out a fat chick?"
"....How did you know?"
"Girlonomics"
"So you ate out a fat chick?"
"....How did you know?"
"Girlonomics"
by Mutats November 29, 2011
Get the Girlonomics mug.A man who tries to be insightful and is in denial. Plus is very ugly. The term Gironkey= Giraffe+Donkey+dog. Very ugly animal that is uber confused and totally in denial about life. Will probably die alone.
Ehmobuhks: Why are we all after beauty? It is so last year!
JaspahCrazy:Oh yeah, hes a total Gironkey.
Nessie: TOTAL GIRONKEY!
Rose: Why must u be in denial so? GIRONKEY!
Megan: teehee....Gironkey....
JaspahCrazy:Oh yeah, hes a total Gironkey.
Nessie: TOTAL GIRONKEY!
Rose: Why must u be in denial so? GIRONKEY!
Megan: teehee....Gironkey....
by JaspahCrazyy September 29, 2008
Get the Gironkey mug.When you or another person has the potential of being a pro-sports player but wants to hang out in an infested house getting drunk with the sorriest on earth. Also likes to ditch other friends for those who he likes to get drunk with. Also has a girlfriend that has the Amazon forest on her back as hair
You: hey watsup dude? U wana play some football or sumthin
Friend: naw im just gona go to another persons house to do some stuff
You: awww don't tell me ur pulling a luis giron!
Friend: naw im just gona go to another persons house to do some stuff
You: awww don't tell me ur pulling a luis giron!
by tom herbert November 15, 2009
Get the luis giron mug.A Gironkeyphant is a mut mammal. Including a Giraffe, a Monkey, and an Elephant this mammal is found in Africa.
Well known to the tribe Yekidonk and the Munnis. This animal was used in the 23,000 B.C. for food and for carrying important needs. Sometimes the Yekidonks would sacrafice this animal to use its brain. This creatures brain had a certain goo in it called Iticky which was great for preserving dead bodies, fragil elements, and food. A wild Gironkeyphants fought Wooly Mammoths and ate them whole. Gironkeyphants digestive system allowed bones. Gironkeyphants also ate Siberian Tigers and Cougays know today as Cougers. Gironkeyphants lived for 200 years life-span. There species lived from 4 million years ago to 1 million year ago. Showing that this animal lived very shortly. A baby Gironkeyphant stood 7 feet tall. An average male Gironkeyphant stood an amazing 35 to 45 feet tall. This animal was a beast the animal kingdom consuming 1/2 ton of food and water a day.
The species is extinct now and there were no fossil remains of these animals. Only clues found was of meat found in various canivorous animals like Sabretooths. These animals were born domestic to humans yet they kill with ease and dominated the animals kingdom.
Well known to the tribe Yekidonk and the Munnis. This animal was used in the 23,000 B.C. for food and for carrying important needs. Sometimes the Yekidonks would sacrafice this animal to use its brain. This creatures brain had a certain goo in it called Iticky which was great for preserving dead bodies, fragil elements, and food. A wild Gironkeyphants fought Wooly Mammoths and ate them whole. Gironkeyphants digestive system allowed bones. Gironkeyphants also ate Siberian Tigers and Cougays know today as Cougers. Gironkeyphants lived for 200 years life-span. There species lived from 4 million years ago to 1 million year ago. Showing that this animal lived very shortly. A baby Gironkeyphant stood 7 feet tall. An average male Gironkeyphant stood an amazing 35 to 45 feet tall. This animal was a beast the animal kingdom consuming 1/2 ton of food and water a day.
The species is extinct now and there were no fossil remains of these animals. Only clues found was of meat found in various canivorous animals like Sabretooths. These animals were born domestic to humans yet they kill with ease and dominated the animals kingdom.
by TropicThunder19 June 30, 2009
Get the Gironkeyphant mug.When somebody relentlessly criticizes your work and acts like an expert even though most of their knowledge comes from searching Google a few hours ago.
Bro #1: "Dude check out this awesome backpacking checklist and map that I created!"
Bro #2: "You're missing a map and compass. And also, you forgot gridlines on the map. But good job I guess."
This is a prime example of Bro #1 getting Gurion'd.
Bro #2: "You're missing a map and compass. And also, you forgot gridlines on the map. But good job I guess."
This is a prime example of Bro #1 getting Gurion'd.
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Get the Gurion'd mug.A crazy boy that can be annoying at times but he understands that he is getting on your nerves. He loves video games and has a very good photographic memory. He is very shy in public but very excitable at home. Has a very good singing voice. So love Gidion and be greatful for him.
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