The Ginger planet of mars (previously colonised by Matt Damon) gave birth to the greatest being of all time: Your mum.
Who later partnered up with Michael Jackson and hehe’d to the moon. It was here where they met with the mighty Vector who influenced them to chemically create a baby based off of their home planet - Ginger Mars. They quickly had the urge to do this on earth and infiltrate the society by over throwing the generic haired people. With the help of the infamous Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, they were able to chemically and biologically form the first ever ginger.
Thus blessing the earth with Ed Sheeran - the nations designated ginger
Who later partnered up with Michael Jackson and hehe’d to the moon. It was here where they met with the mighty Vector who influenced them to chemically create a baby based off of their home planet - Ginger Mars. They quickly had the urge to do this on earth and infiltrate the society by over throwing the generic haired people. With the help of the infamous Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, they were able to chemically and biologically form the first ever ginger.
Thus blessing the earth with Ed Sheeran - the nations designated ginger
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: meet my ginger accomplice
Ed: My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space
Ed: My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space
by Big lozza March 3, 2022
A form of discrimination that is considered racism by some. This form of racism is still acceptable by societies standards and is just as wrong as discrimination against Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Middle easterners. Unfortunatley not much is done to stop this. Red headed children are harrassed at school and even the work place is hostile for red heads. If anybody has a problem with red hair you can come to my house and we will settle it in my front yard.
Racist bully-Hey carrot top! you running from the sun?
Red haired individual-thats gingerism you fucking racist cunt.
*red haired individual proceeds to kick the the shit out of the racist bully cunt*
Red haired individual-thats gingerism you fucking racist cunt.
*red haired individual proceeds to kick the the shit out of the racist bully cunt*
by K2Tanner September 19, 2007
The aftereffects of a sex act involving at least one female participant on her period. The act begins with the woman's partner lowering their head until the top of their head is in close proximity to the vulva (the women is generally standing). The woman proceeds to hump/ride their partners head to climax, in the process of which their bloody secretions end up in their partner's hair. This turns their partner's hair red, making them a de facto ginger.
by rbdpawprnt January 3, 2010
by :)GiNgEr107 February 1, 2019
A fantastic breed of humans. Gingers typically have lovely luscious red locks. They are often made fun of by non-gingers, but everyone knows that it's because they're just jealous of our gingerosity.
by Imaginger June 26, 2011
An apocalyptic event in which gingers without souls will take over the world and mutate the human genome, effectively turning all the people in the word into gingers.
Scientist: "You all have three days to prepare."
Guy: "Prepare for what?"
Scientist: "...the Gingering."
Guy: "Prepare for what?"
Scientist: "...the Gingering."
by RhapsodyBlueVA November 3, 2018
by Lucy_Ginger July 2, 2009