Mel Gibson Defense

Using alcoholism to cover one's mistakes, like blaming Jews for all the world's wars. You can pretty much say anything you want, as long as your drunk it doesn't count. You also get special treatment later because you have a problem.

Jim call his boss a douche bag but he didn't get fired. He used the Mel Gibson Defense and actually ended up getiing a promotion for admitting his problem. Fucking Shithead!!

by Superfli21 November 13, 2006

orange faced shit gibbon

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017

Hack the Gibson

Hack the Gibson, is a phrase which originated from the movie Hackers, and is generaly used either with some degree of compliment to another person, or as a sarcastic term directed at those who request the steriotypical 'How to Hack' posts, usually an unskilled, unwilling to learn 'script kiddie'.

Positive: Man, that server was so locked down that it was like trying to Hack the Gibson.

Negative:
Script Kiddie: I wan7 70 b3 a 1337 h4x0r!11!! S0M3ONE T34CH ME TO HAX0R PLS!!111!!!

Real Hacker: Start by trying to Hack the Gibson.

by positron August 31, 2006

Dirty Gibson

A martini made with gin and dry vermouth garnished with a miniature, pickled onion. A spoonful or two of the brine/juice from the pickled onion jar is then added to make it dirty.

He went in for kiss and got his ass smacked thanks to his nasty onion breath from the dirty gibson he was drinking.

Mel Gibson prefers to drink several dirty gibsons before going on drunken, anti-Semitic rampages.

by drinkdrankstank August 3, 2009

gibungus

It's larger than humongous and bigger than ginormous, smaller than infinity. A word that will stand the test of time. (Patent pending.)

That zephyr is gibungus!

by Neil A. Osten June 11, 2006

Mel Gibson

A drink served in restaurants containing root beer and grenadine (the "cherry" flavor in a cherry coke).

"Can I have a Root Beer and can you add grenadine in it as if it were a cherry coke?"

"Oh so ... you want a Mel Gibson?"

"Oh. Yeah."

by TakewhatIhave June 29, 2006

Gibney

A unit of measure of vaginal quantity.

He has acquired approximately one-eighth of a Gibney's worth....

by NylonPimp May 31, 2017