gerstner

An english teacher that has giant tits.

Dude we have the nicest gerstner in our class

by farhad November 17, 2006

gerstner

a gerstner is a slightly childish being with great intellectual ability. they think quickly and accurately, can recite many historical, political, astronomical, religious, and just plain facts about anything from memory. there fault is they are surfers often losing themselves in the information super highway and get distracted easily.

aries are often times gerstners

by KingTor November 26, 2006

Gerstein

A big lovely jewish meat pie. aka surfaceareastein; strawberrystein; meatstein; toothpastestein

hey gerstein don't brush your teeth with the tap water

by uncle howie October 9, 2008

Gerstell Academy

Private Day School in FinksburMD. The school motto is Leadership. It is the only Leadership Academy in Maryland. Dr. Fredrick Smith is the founder. The students wear uniforms with the Gerstell logo. The sports teams play McDonogh,Park,Friends, and St. Paulsand other area private schools.

Leadership, private day school, Finksburg, Maryland, Gerstell Academy

by mambo sauce March 27, 2009

Gerst

(V) 1. To sweat excessively regardless of temperature.

2. To spill beer often.

Man, it's December and you're in shorts. Why are you Gersting so hard?

by Like The President September 9, 2011

gerstleing

Goign too far

Julian was gerstleing while righting the other definition

by gertle January 18, 2023

The Gerstmann Effect

When a corporation that has reached a bureaucratic critical mass so high that it forgets what function it is supposed to be fulfilling fires a respected and core employee, causing other employees in the company to quit in response. Occurs often in the video game industry, such as with the formation of Double Fine (run by former Lucas Arts employee Tim Schafer). The term comes from the firing of Jeff Gerstmann, a respected member of the video game community, from Gamestop due to what many have inferred to be his negative review of Kane and Lynch, a game produced by a company that was paying Gamestop at the time for advertisements.

Suit 1: Remember the good old days, where we reviewed games and thought about the gamers, and weren't just looking at the immediate bottom line?
Suit 2: Fuck that, this guy lost us money by giving the game made by our sponsors a bad review! Fire him!
Suit 3: But he's one of our best employees, won't that harm our credibility amongst videogamers and cause us to lose money in the longterm?
Suit 2: What's a videogame?
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Suit 2: Okay, so, I fired him. But now a lot of other dudes are leaving because they say we've completely lost touch with our readers and market.
Suit 3: Fucking damnit, it's the Gerstmann effect.

by That Frood November 18, 2009