gerrymandarin'

The sneaky re-drawin' of property/municipality-lines to benefit Asian-related interests, either a sub-group of the human race or citrus-farms.

I hear dat gerrymandarin' is a huge problem in da world's major small-and-pumpkin-shaped-citrus-growing regions, what with da huge profit-greedy mega-farm conglomerates wantin' to hog all da good crop-land real-estate.

by QuacksO June 20, 2019

Gerrymandering

is the political manipulation of electoral district boundaries with the intent to create undue advantage for a party, group, or socioeconomic class within the constituency.

uh how do i use Gerrymandering in A sentance

by Subtochaoticcoops January 19, 2023

gerrymander

verb- (to) waste time doing meaningless, unproductive things.

mother: stop trying to gerrymander your way through high school; you'll end up needing to save your sinking Titanic, which i am not going to help you do.

son: Can't i just relax after school, and then go and do homework?

by Sexydimma September 1, 2013

gerrymandering

Doing nothing productive, jerking off

"Damnit Corey, stop gerrymandering and give us a hand here."

by UCB-Brett February 21, 2004

Gerrymandering

A great word to use around young people who don't know what it means; can fill in for all sorts of other words.

Did you see those two gerrymandering after the game last night?
You could definitely tell that he had just finished gerrymandering.
Did you do anything last night, or did you just sit around gerrymandering?
Congressman : I just finished reorganizing voting districts to benefit my political party.
Voters: Why is there so much gerrymandering?

by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr March 10, 2016

gerrymandering

Pleasuring a woman with a regenerating salamander of the genus Salamandrina. It is a common practice to sedate the salamander before insertion due to several documented cases of the salamander crawling up, biting, or making a home within the female genitalia.

Dude, last night was hardcore. I stole a salamander from the zoo and was gerrymandering around with your mother all last night.

by Funk Master Fresh March 7, 2008

gerrymandering

What one does with homework when school starts in only 3 hours.

Man you should have been gerrymandering that Maddox exam review instead of working all night. NOOB!!!

by Jive Splittin Fiend September 12, 2008