gerber

When a guy fucks a girl on a baby changing station table, makes her bleed, so she has to wear a diaper

Damn, I gave that girl a gerber and she bled all over the place.

by Kenny Heffner January 20, 2007

gerber

1. An old man or woman that takes shits any time in underwear in public places.

2. An old fart

3. A doofus, or retarded

The gerber at El Pollo Loco shitted his pants and it made the whole place stink and people evacuated.

Jeremy can be such a gerber sometimes.

by Graham Owen December 12, 2008

gerberize

To render something (content, concept, or situation) easily digestible, so that it can be consumed/understood with minimal effort

These millennials need everything gerberized for them to function.
In order to get my point across I had to gerberize it.

by Carey Crew June 7, 2017

Gerber

When a person is shown to be soft on the court/field.

You a f****ng gerber

by Trillgod February 21, 2019

Gerbers

Slang for the mammary glands of the adult human female derived from the popular brand name baby food. Not size specific, but tends to denote a certain level of aesthetically pleasing quality.

Good lord, Janine's got some epic gerbers!

by cdsnutz75 February 22, 2010

Gerber

Something so simple that it's for babies, just like Gerber baby food.

That test was freakin' Gerber!

by stop it loser March 24, 2011

Gerber

1) To be easy

Syn= baby food, piece of cake

*francisco= yo cuddy how was that chemistry test.
*miguel= that shit was gerber
*francisco= oh aii man is it really gerber or semi gerber
*miguel= is that peach flavor gerber... soggy but easy to swallow
*francisco= YEA BUDDY ima a's that test

by idonotgototheupperacademy May 25, 2011