A really annoying person who thinks they know everything about everything. You want to kick the shit out of her because she is SO damn annoying in every aspect of her life.
by Marie Christine March 23, 2004
A skater type person, donning oval shaped skating shoes. Usually also wearing cargo shorts that come to the bottom of the knee, and an excessively graphic graphic tee that tends to draw your sight from the peripheral, only to rape your senses once you've focused on it.
gerbs are also known to own many assortments of graphic flat-brimmed hats, usually having one to match each of their excessively graphic tee shirts. they tend to have some piercing, either the eyebrow or small gauges.
the gerb's hobbies are usually transfixed on skate-type hobbies, either some sort of skating or often times "tagging" the areas just like they learned from tony hawk underground video game series.
gerbs smoke (and will attempt to sell you) a distinct strain of low quality marijuana called "gerb weed" which will immediately make you pass out and wake up with no energy. gerbs should be avoided at all cost, they are a total and utter waste.
gerbs are also known to own many assortments of graphic flat-brimmed hats, usually having one to match each of their excessively graphic tee shirts. they tend to have some piercing, either the eyebrow or small gauges.
the gerb's hobbies are usually transfixed on skate-type hobbies, either some sort of skating or often times "tagging" the areas just like they learned from tony hawk underground video game series.
gerbs smoke (and will attempt to sell you) a distinct strain of low quality marijuana called "gerb weed" which will immediately make you pass out and wake up with no energy. gerbs should be avoided at all cost, they are a total and utter waste.
the new guy that moved in down the hall is a total gerb. Not only does he stink up the whole hall doing his shitty "tag-art" with all those spraypaints, but i hear him clunking around in those obnoxious skate shoes all damn day. fucking gerb
by gerby gerb gerb May 29, 2012
A) someone who loves Television, a lot, and plays video games.
B) someone who obsesses over jogging pants.
C) Creepster
B) someone who obsesses over jogging pants.
C) Creepster
-Yo nig, that guy gerb's all day long. he's never gonna get laid.
-Yeh man, I think hes a pretty big dan too.
-Yeh man, I think hes a pretty big dan too.
by Big D^2 January 09, 2008
Created in 2022 at East Ascension High School in South Louisiana
Gerb- In reference to Weed or “green” or whatever else you would like to call it.
It’s basically a code name
Gerb- In reference to Weed or “green” or whatever else you would like to call it.
It’s basically a code name
Yea Kennedy most definitely off dat Gerb. Look at his eyes
Yea Kennedy is for sure Gerbulated right now
Yea he looks really Gerbulitized right now
Yea Kennedy is for sure Gerbulated right now
Yea he looks really Gerbulitized right now
by Gerb#1 April 02, 2023
(in Gerbism; monotheistic religion) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
And Gerb said, "Let there be light." And there was all this shit. (Gerble 1:3)
What are you doing if not worshipping Gerb?!?
What are you doing if not worshipping Gerb?!?
by humblefollower69 July 20, 2023
When you grab a sizeable glob of cannabis concentrates that resembles a small gerbil and proceed to dome the dab. Resulting in a high that is on a new level.
Cade: "Yo, Do you want to go to my place and get gerbed"
Zach: "Of course, Who would I be to say no!"
Zach: "Of course, Who would I be to say no!"
by TheGiverOfGerbs August 23, 2023