gerb

to involuntarily expel a beverage that is in one's mouth in reaction to a startling, usually humorous, event.

When he said that, I totally gerbed all over my shirt.

by Sprout February 9, 2004

gerb

Gerb is a wildcard. It can be used anywhere, and in any situation. It was originated by.

I gerbed.
I have gerb.
You're gerb
My name
I went to Gerb's house
I have 7

by Gerb - J/J/C July 6, 2004

Gerb

Something that is totally crap/uneeded. Nobody wants it, can be used to describe anything

That Bring me the horizon cd is totall fucking gerb.

Her hair is gerb.

by Katie.M & Naomi.A August 2, 2008

Gerb

Name given to a homosexual, who like's to put gerbil's up their ass.

Your a fucking Gerb, you gay ass queer.

by Mike Shockley July 26, 2008

Gerb

Used when your describing someone that is a scrub or trash at something

Yo that niggas such a fucking gerb at ball

by Don worry bout ii March 23, 2020

gerb

Me! IM A GERB!

Im THE MOST GERBEST GERB OF ALL TIMES!

by Kakashi March 15, 2004

gerb

To cry, to weep, to shed tears. Especially in reaction to chick flicks and holiday film favorites. Refers to the Gerber baby found on the Gerber Baby Foods label.

Watched "It's A Wonderful Life" last night - makes me gerb every damn time!

by DaddySee December 4, 2010