Geets

To grenade someone on an online FPS game.
Originates from the phrase "Grenado geets!"

"Mate you just got geets"
"He's in there man, geets him!"

by Gordon Green June 10, 2012

gepettoed

used when a person just recently got slammed with a sexual underachievement joke

Troy- Women call me pinnochio
Geoff- Yeah, except he can get wood
Kevin- Dude, you just got Gepettoed!

by Geoff (Geo) Hilbrandt January 18, 2006

Gepetto

A girl who has total control of her boyfriend as if she were a puppeteer able to manipulate strings attached to the puppet (also known as Pinnochio).

Dat beotch is totally yanking yo string - she tinks she is Gepetto yo!

by RickyP June 25, 2005

geets

A short form for guitar.

-Let's jam..I'll play geets

-Play some geets dude!

by NorthernLights2 June 30, 2008

Geets

Huge Testicles. Usually said in a derogatory manner. Especially when telling someone to do something, usually sucking.

Colton "Dude, why did it take you so long to get here?"

Kory "Dude, Suck my geets!"

by Ccb0889 May 16, 2011

geets

Geek greeting

She geets, g'day, howzit, how d’ya ghetto look younger, act smarter, be wiser, have a better figure, be richer, a fish, not to wait for bait, a big catch, a pretty butterfly, to go back to a perfect ten other than on the net?

by Hercolena Oliver February 10, 2009

eets geets

the act of giving someone a Dirty Mexican Breakfast

i totally eets geetsed the hell out of her

by BlackFuzzyDildoFromHell May 15, 2010