Geoffrey is a rare one to say the least. People are often confused when they see it written down on paper. It is the highest form of the name. Geoffrey is a gentle giant, he means no harm, but when something or someone makes him upset or angry, it's best to steer clear. At the times when he is calm and collected he is one of the best people to be around. He has amazing leadership skills. He is also very stubborn, and will not stop until he gets something done, for if he really puts his mind to it, there's nothing he can't achieve. There are many sides to Geoffrey, only to be discovered by new friends, and enemies.
Guy1:Hey did you scratch Geoffreys car?
Guy2:Yeah, but it was an accident, is it that bad?
Guy1:Uhh, yeah. I'd go somewhere else if I were you.
Guy2:Good idea, bye.
Guy2:Yeah, but it was an accident, is it that bad?
Guy1:Uhh, yeah. I'd go somewhere else if I were you.
Guy2:Good idea, bye.
by Jazzy Jambalaya March 13, 2017
A name that can command upmost respect or downright contempt and everything in between.
"Geoffrey" is the highest form of the name and "Jephrye" is the lowest.
The poignant aspects of the spelling being the "G" and the "FF" if these are in place the name is great.
"Geoffrey" is the highest form of the name and "Jephrye" is the lowest.
The poignant aspects of the spelling being the "G" and the "FF" if these are in place the name is great.
Sir Geoffrey Longsword of Cheshire is beyond reproach, Jeffrey Butts is a small time American crook and Jephrye is the lead singer of some unsigned emo band loitering around Camden avoiding sunlight.
by Essex BAadass August 15, 2006
The most wonderous giraffe in the whole entire world. He lives in Toys "R" (imagine that R is the wrong way round) us
There's a magical place
We're on our way there
With toys in their millions
All under one roof
It's called Toys "R" Us!
Soon after bedtime
When dark night-time falls
Geoffrey and helpers
Stock up on the shelves.
From ceiling to floor
Books, board games and bikes.
Teddies, puppets and dolls.
Bats, spaceships and trikes.
"There's millions!" says Geoffrey
"All under one roof".
It's called Toys "R" Us,
Toys "R" Us, Toys "R" Us.
We're on our way there
With toys in their millions
All under one roof
It's called Toys "R" Us!
Soon after bedtime
When dark night-time falls
Geoffrey and helpers
Stock up on the shelves.
From ceiling to floor
Books, board games and bikes.
Teddies, puppets and dolls.
Bats, spaceships and trikes.
"There's millions!" says Geoffrey
"All under one roof".
It's called Toys "R" Us,
Toys "R" Us, Toys "R" Us.
by fifipoodlebum January 25, 2006
A geoffrey is an amazing name and a geoffrey loves to be active and play sports. A geoffrey will never be caught lacking. A geoffrey has a big dick and is good at s*x. He is also tall and likes to do things to make people laugh.
by Everybodyknowsmyname October 18, 2019
The most amazing brown kid you will ever meet. He can make you smile like no other. And he will help you decide which guys are hot or not. But he's not gay. Just savvy. The ladies love Geoffrey.
by jsteezy December 15, 2009
From the film "Get Him To The Greek"
A Geoffrey is a marijuana joint laced with many other drugs such as Heroin, LSD, Cocaine, and methamphetamines. In the movie, "Get Him to the Greek" Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) smokes a Geoffery with Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and his father in Las Vegas causing him to have a heart attack thus provoking Aldous to stab Aaron in the heart with an Adrenaline shot, overiding the heart attack. Smoking a Geoffery also makes the person very attracted to furry walls.
A Geoffrey is a marijuana joint laced with many other drugs such as Heroin, LSD, Cocaine, and methamphetamines. In the movie, "Get Him to the Greek" Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) smokes a Geoffery with Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and his father in Las Vegas causing him to have a heart attack thus provoking Aldous to stab Aaron in the heart with an Adrenaline shot, overiding the heart attack. Smoking a Geoffery also makes the person very attracted to furry walls.
Aaron: What is this?
Aldous: It's a Geoffrey
Aaron: What the hell is a Geoffrey?
Aldous's Father: It's a joint laced with Heroin, LSD, cocaine, extacy, and I think it has PCP.
Aaron: Why do they call it Geoffrey?
Aldous's father: Because who is going to be scared of a bloke named Geoffrey?
Aaron: Ahh God, I'm having a heart attack
Aldous: It's a Geoffrey
Aaron: What the hell is a Geoffrey?
Aldous's Father: It's a joint laced with Heroin, LSD, cocaine, extacy, and I think it has PCP.
Aaron: Why do they call it Geoffrey?
Aldous's father: Because who is going to be scared of a bloke named Geoffrey?
Aaron: Ahh God, I'm having a heart attack
by carnivalkid34 June 07, 2010
noun. A disproportional or abnormally large abdomen (i.e. stomach, belly, gut, tummy, pooch, bread basket, paunch, spare tire, etc.) that can be misinterpreted or has at some point been misconstrued as a mid-late term pregnancy.
pronoun. A playful name given to a persons abdomen as described above, as if it was a separate entity or living thing.
pronoun. A playful name given to a persons abdomen as described above, as if it was a separate entity or living thing.
noun- "I really have to start working out and eating better, because I'm starting to get a Geoffrey."
pronoun- "Hey babe, when are we going to eat? It's time to feed Geoffrey!"
pronoun- "Hey babe, when are we going to eat? It's time to feed Geoffrey!"
by DiyDomTheBuilder April 10, 2014